vinegod:

My dog York won’t do it for the vine by Wellington Boyce

(via misha-collins-assbutt)

thecatalier:

flagget:

keatonpickles:

trevorabarber:

deltasandshields:

wat

I love this toss so much. And it’s actually really easy to do.
You lay the silk flat on the ground and put the (in this case paper/glitter) on the silk near the pole. Then roll it up until it’s all covered by the rolled part.
When you toss the silk will unroll and release what you put in it at the peak of the toss.

wat

things go in flag, roll flag like burrito, clench tight until you toss, burrito goes poof, things rain down, pretty

thanks science side of tumblr

frickin:

Im a fun person ok but whenever someone cute talks to me i turn into a fucking raisin

(via orgasm)

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Source: garlogan78, via fivegum)

nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

(via penisvvrinkle)

fuck-kirk:

It’s a metaphor, see

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

(via orgasm)

heliolisk:

rneerkat:

what if you kicked the air and your leg flew off

That would be quite allarming

(Source: rneerkat, via guy)

ashketchurn:

i put the sad in quesadilla

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

internetexplorers:

STOP SCROLLING

quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful 

ok keep scrolling

(via deanslittlewhiskey)

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

(via deanslittlewhiskey)

deanslittlewhiskey:

the-broken-daughter-of-gabriel:

consulting-detective-with-a-box:

chrisletoepine:

it’s the year 2081. facebook is now on a chip you implant into your hand that allows you to type your status in midair. twitter can be controlled with thoughts. tumblr still has the same damn video player.

and the BBC finally announced that Sherlock series 4 will premiere January 1st 2082

Madagascar 273 is out. They still haven’t found New York.

It’s season 91 of Supernatural and they still carry on.

(Source: junketsuqueen)

yungwifey:

yappanese:

youngharlemnigga:

kegelgod:

deviantwatch:

finalfantasyfootball:

reverseracist:

muna543:

I’m just a 14 year old white girl I’m not a terrorist

hope they got Starbucks in Maximum Security



white american parents need to control their stupid kids

They not gonna get her like they got irenigg I bet

thisaintfayou
they gone tackle that bih

lol shes so stupid i laughed so hard at her whole timeline