hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

(via pizza)

bombliate:

started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom

(via pizza)

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

My dad: So i want to see Star Trek

My dad: but Cabbagepatch is in it

My dad: So i’m conflicted whether to go by myself or go with you and get hit in the arm everytime he breathes 

(via notactuallyaurl)

penice:

alegbra:

penice:

penice:

my wifi adapter is being so shitty i’m gonna kill myself

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i’m a ghost now

is that a bedsheet on your head

no i’m a ghost

(via pizza)

spookthempolitely:

when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that puts your tumblr posts on your facebook but then i forgot that i did that and reblogged a post that said “reblog if your dick is as big as the universe”  and my mom was like “oh my” and my great uncle saw it and commented “that’s my girl” and i have never been so done in my life

(Source: tardisexuality, via pizza)

plenair:

actionjackel:

hTHIS IS NOT WAHT I SREACHED FOR

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wHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING FOR

(Source: stahl-ebooks, via pizza)

MUST GET OFF TUMBLR TOO MANY FREAKING SPOILERS

i am actually so terrified to watch the season 8 finale.