Things I Should Be Doing
- so many
Things I Am Not Currently Doing
- any of that
eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree
Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.
This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish
Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.