youflabbergastedme:

orangeitnblack:

pretty sure it’s katy perry

or jared leto

(via m-athilda)

k-lionheart:

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post
taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

image

(via pineplapple)

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via nefariousmalediction)

gherkind:

Parents: *talking*
Me: #listen later #reference

(via nefariousmalediction)

gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

(via aimmyarrowshigh)

meladoodle:

autodumb:

boys hands are VERY important to me

i imagine theyre pretty important to them too

(Source: jealousgf, via covocal)

frantzfandom:

you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

(Source: shmurdapunk, via my-demons-make-good-coffee)