rhinozilla:

Daryl: *sees Bob and Sasha being a pair of adorable flirty muffins*

Daryl: *sees Carol looking amused at said adorable flirty muffins*

Daryl: I could be an adorable flirty muffin.

Daryl: *throws water jug at Carol*

Carol:

Daryl:

Carol:

Daryl: Nailed it.

(via officialscud)

emmablackeru:

why you should be my friend

  1. I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
  2. I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
  3. I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
  4. nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

Parents of the year since the 90’s

(Source: best-of-memes, via helloitsabbie)

edwardspoonhands:

oroxine:

poyzn:

There is someone out there for everybody.

It just might be a goose.

Oh God, I hope not…

(via helloitsabbie)

ceruleanreverie2:

*pushes a nerd against a wall* haha nerd *makes out with him*

(Source: ceruleanreverie, via helloitsabbie)

girlslug:

TOO REAL
bacondolphin:

My vehicle of choice

slydig:

why be rude when you can be nude 

(via covocal)

phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

(Source: hirohamahda, via thettargaryens)

ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

(via sniffing)

sodomies:

My favorite picture of my mom
jackandhoney:

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

the holidays are nearing us and let’s just have this festive post once again 


Oh. my. god.
charlesoberonn:

rooster-tale:

mosquii:

mosquii:

mosquii:

hey could you pass me one of those snoods

liSTEn hERE THI S HAS GON E ON FAR TOO LONG THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO BE KNOWN FOR I WANTED TO GO FAR IN LIFE BUT NO I’M STUCK HERE WITH OVER 29 THOUSAND PEOPLE AND NO FUCKING SNOODS THIS IS NOT THE LEGACY I SIGNED UP FOR

ENOUgh

OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THE SNOOD S

I believe it’s spelled SNOOdS
wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.