lav3nd3rsky:

IVE LITERALLY NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH OMG WHEN SHE BANGS HER HEAD i cant

goobsohard:

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

(via pizza)

wrestlingcrocs:

nice-wig-janis:

what even happens inside a dishwasher

dishes get washed

(via detective-pineapples)

kittenmichael:

5sos + piercings

(via h3dur)

refreshes:

i think the best way to eat ass is with a spoon, like a nice gelato

(via trust)

mitchdahbitch:

mitchdahbitch:

ill take the one in the red 

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(via trust)

blackorchid2007:

THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM

(Source: lizlemonism, via flomation)

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

(via detective-pineapples)

scienceandfandoms:

sebastianastan:

superrsoldiers:

my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield

image

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He’s a little patriotic hedgehog.

(via flomation)

sleeplessnightsofthinking:

I laughed way harder than I should have
minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER
pleatedjeans:

via

jaclcfrost:

having a crush on both a character and the person who plays that character is just like

prepare for trouble

and make it double

(via lindsaylohoean)